It
does not take anything to make your partner smile. Funny
love quotes are one amazing ways of forcing a smile out of her face any
time.
Serious
is good, but it needs not be shown every time. At times in your room, you may
decide to show some humour, or play with your darling wife or husband.
is good, but it needs not be shown every time. At times in your room, you may
decide to show some humour, or play with your darling wife or husband.
When
it is evening, you can throw these messages to show you care much. These funny
quotes will trigger discussion, and make way for knowing more about the your
darling.
it is evening, you can throw these messages to show you care much. These funny
quotes will trigger discussion, and make way for knowing more about the your
darling.
Below
are the said love
quotes:
are the said love
quotes:
Funny
Love Quotes For The One You Love
1. Is love Out Of It?:
This quote has a semblance with a quote I saw
on Yourtango.
“When
you love someone, you’ll suffer doing so. Sometimes, she’ll tell you no,
sometimes, she’ll abuse you. Take it that way. Love is not out of proportion
when you love the best person.”
2. Love Is Trust:
Sheena Amin
explains that trust
supersedes love in relationship and pegs trust as the foundation of
love.
“When
you are happy, trust yourself. When you are sad, find someone to love.
Happiness is in love and sadness is in not loving someone at a time.”
3. Marry A Weight Lifter:
“A
guard is the best husband to marry. The more the security loopholes, the more
he secures you.”
4. Women Don’t Forget:
“Your
wife can hardly forget how you treated her in the first republish. Don’t make
her feel old now that she gave you everything.”
5. Love Has Many Forces:
“When
you fall in love, don’t blame the force of gravity. The Forces that exist
between two lovers are beyond understanding. Cohensive. Adhensive.”
6. Worry Not About Love:
Cindi McMenanmin do advise people not to worry
about love, and that it will find them when necessary.
“When
he says he can die for you. Don’t worry, give him a knife and say you need his
throat.”
7.
Forgotten Kindness:
“The
only time women remember your kindness is when you are no more.”
8. Are You Madly In Love:
“To
know you are madly in love, just try to differentiate your pocket from his or
her’s. If you cannot, I can actually confirm you are seriously in love.”
9. Our Past Is Gone:
“Ask
some women about their pasts. They’ll say “don’t let my husband hear this.”
10. Relationship At All Cost:
“The
moment love becomes a cheap commodity, you will find queens begging for
relationship.”
11. If You Don’t Want To Wake All
Night:
“The
payment for love is sleepless night”
12.
This Love Is Dangerous:
“Don’t
fall in love in your teen, you may not be able to stand up again.”
13. Be Safety Conscious When You Love
Someone:
“Love
is hazardous. When you want to fall in love, be sure you have safety measures
around.”
14. Days After Marriage Are Revelation
Time:
“If
you care to know whom she/he is. Don’t worry, after honey moon you will
understand him or her very well.”
15. Strangers Turn Lovers:
“When
you intend to fight someone, propose to marry him or her. Marriage brings two
enemies together, and make them intimate lovers.”
16. Love Is Sincerity:
“Using
emojis to reply a love message is not bad, it says the sender is more of a
cartoon than human.”
17. Love The Right Man:
“The
best man to love is the one that is ready to say thank you for collecting after
he has given you the whole world.”
18. Mixture Of Happiness And Sadness
“Sometimes,
you feel happy, and at times, you feel bad. Love is a combination of these two.”
19. Love Needs Stupid Questions:
“Ask
stupid questions once in a while, it tells whom your partner is.”
20. Shepherds Are Lovers:
“Marry
a shepherds, it pays. Shepherds are the only surviving gentlemen that can run
after you for years.”
21. Love Makes People Crazy:
“Marriage
is craziness! Why bring two strangers together under the guise of wanting them
to leave as intimate lovers?”
21. Love Is Not Tokyo Made:
“When
I realised love was not made in Tokyo, I stopped buying Tokyo made products.”
22. Die For Love?:
“The
one that says love is worth dying for, does not have multimillion dollars
property.”
23. Birds And Trees Are Lovers:
“Some
lovers are like birds and trees. They don’t like leaving each other.”
24.
Love Is Super Awesome:
“When
I heard love is real, I changed my mind and decided to go for virtual dating.”
25. Fake Love:
“Internet
made everything simple. It presented us with fake faces every morning.”
